Austin Murphy: Lance returns to prove a point

Grim news for gossip rags everywhere: Lance Armstrong confirmed Tuesday that he is, in fact, coming out of retirement. The immediate result, of course — aside from a defibrillation of interest in cycling in this country — will be a marked reduction in late-night sightings of the Lone Star State’s most prolific Lothario with celebrity blondes of various vintages on his arm. If Lance is going to …

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